Finally, a topic that makes sense and one that does not fall
under the “rational stupidity rules. Washington and Colorado have raised $3
million ahead of a November vote, far outpacing the opposition to legalize and
regulate pot in those two states. Advocates of pot legalization in Washington
State have solicited nearly $2 million since the proposal qualified for the
ballot in January, and about $1 million in Colorado since its measure earned a
place on the ballot the following month.
Okay so Oompaloompa and the STD running for office should
look at the money gathered in just a short time. It will be on the ballots and
people will vote for it. Yeah that’s right you straight laced pompous asses.
Money from pot, marihootchie, maryjane, Ganja, reefer. We as Americans could
grow it, cultivate it, dry it, and package that shit right up. Pay tax on it,
keep the money here and never let another country own us again. Now that is a
stimulus bill.
It is illegal to have a little pot on you, because it is
considered a “dangerous narcotic” and therefore leads to the hard crap, like
meth and crack. Of course it does, just as alcohol was dangerous and an affront
to our morality. I got your morality
(picture me grabbing my crotch ala gangsta style) right here. Instead of a
stimulus bill, I say we have a stimulating bill. Smoking a stimulating joint
while keeping my money right here with me. How much time would elapse before
our national debt would be gone? We could keep our military from fighting drug
wars because we would have our own dope. Now I will concede that the legal
smoking age should be 21. Of course, glaucoma at age 21 is a little far-fetched
but having nerves or just being stressed is possible. If Joan Rivers can walk
in, see a doctor, get a prescription, and then buy some awesome bud all in one
day, we should all be afforded the same chance. I say rock on Washington and
Colorado, and I hope 48 states follow your lead, because if not, you are going
to see a population explosion.
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